I am a Heart-Breaker.
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Sunday, November 22, 2009
harlows,youu!
Edit thru my fone. -.-! Bad quality right?!Haishh. )':
KUDER KEPANG!
Awesome quotations.Quoted from some internet.Thanks to Abe! ( : #1 is my fav. :DDD
- Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
- Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units" than his dad.
His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
Saturday-21st November.
Went to werk with Aishh.Its pretty alright since Sam,our boss is seriusly funny to the max!Nnd he say my face is smoker face nnd I look "wild". Siakk jerr ekh.Aishh kept teasing miee that my face is smoker face.Idiott.He was saying that Aishh look lyke a forensic in future while I look lyke events plus services thingy. -.-! Adoi.Whyy my face dont look "smart" ekh?!AHAHAA!Nvm2!He sent us to one kopitiam nnd we chatt a lot.I love that moment.Memories uhh weitt. :P Slowly walk home nnd she shared some of her ghost encounters.Sumpah boleh naek bulu roma ekh!tsk.tsk.Lepak at void deck till 10+ nnd home sweet home.
Sunday-22nd November.
Went to Pusara Aman (I think this is how youu spell itt.) with fams.Then had our lunch at marine parade.The nasi pattaya was awesome although I did not finish itt.lawls.Went to geylang after that nnd managed to catch a glimpse of KUDER KEPANG.It seems so scary butt I want to watch itt full version nxt tyme.Nnd maybe video itt.Is nott wrong right?!Hmph. :/ Nnd all of them are mats nnd minahs.tsk.tsk.Wasted. :/ lawls.Well,I am multi-tasking now!Update again! :DDD
muchLURVES,
`Maii
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